Brain Fertilizers & Boosters

Welcome to the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly useless online store for brain fertilizers and boosters! We've got all sorts of crazy products that'll make you smarter, or at the very least, make you feel like you're smarter.

Our products are guaranteed to:

• Make you forget what you just read by making you remember something else.
• Give you an unrelenting desire to learn more, but about something completely unrelated.
• Increase your productivity by making you spend hours on end trying to remember the name of this store.