Side Effects of Brain Fertilizer

Common Side Effects

• Increased risk of spontaneous philosophical discussions
• Heightened sense of existential dread
• Uncontrollable urge to watch YouTube videos about the meaning of life

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Less Common Side Effects (But Still Possibly Real)

• Temporary loss of interest in social media (but only if you were already a functioning member of society)
• Increased risk of accidentally using a 4-word sentence in a meeting
• Unexplained ability to recite entire episodes of Star Trek from memory

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