Brain Fertilizer Guide

How to Fertilize Your Brain Without Getting Sick

Warning: Fertilizing your brain can be a hazardous activity. Prolonged exposure to brain fertilizers may lead to:

• Uncontrollable giggling
• Unrelenting creativity
• Unpredictable bursts of wisdom

Safety Precautions:

Before you start fertilizing, make sure to:

• Wear protective gear (goggles, gloves, and a hazmat suit)
• Clear the area of any breakable objects
• Notify your local authorities of your intentions

Step 1: Prepare the Soil

Remove any existing brain waste and debris. This includes but is not limited to:

• Buried memories
• Forgotten dreams
• Unpaid parking tickets

Now that the soil is clear, it's time to add the fertilizer!

Step 2: Apply the Fertilizer

Using a spoon or a spade, carefully apply the brain fertilizer to the prepared soil. Make sure to:

• Avoid overfertilizing, as this may lead to an explosion of creativity
• Don't mix with other chemicals, as this may result in a cocktail of chaos

For optimal results, repeat this process daily.

Side Effects:

A few side effects have been reported:

• Uncontrollable singing and dancing
• Inability to stop talking about the meaning of life
• Unpredictable changes in personality

Consult a professional if these symptoms persist.

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