Brain Fertilizer Ultra - Brain Burster Burger Recipe

Ingredients:

1 lb beef patty made from the finest imported brain matter
1/4 cup of Brain Fertilizer Ultra's special sauce (patent pending)
2 slices of processed cheese, melted to a delightful crisp
1 tablespoon of chopped up neuron bits for added texture
1 sprinkle of cognitive function enhancer (available in the Brain Fertilizer Ultra store)

Instructions:

Preheat your grill to maximum cognitive load.
Slap that patty on the grill and let the sizzle of the brain matter fill the air.
Slather on the special sauce, making sure to cover all surfaces evenly.
Top with the melted cheese and neuron bits.
Serve on a bed of freshly laundered neurons and enjoy the mental clarity that only the Brain Fertilizer Ultra can provide!