We're not just a bunch of weirdos in the basement, we're actually time-traveling agents from the future. Our methods are so advanced, so cutting-edge, so totally not-at-all-buried-in-the-80s that they're straight out of a sci-fi movie.
We've got robots doing our laundry for us, and our toasters are so smart that they're not just toasting bread, but also making us tea.