Ingredients:
- 1 cup of freshly shredded neural tissue
- 1/4 cup of crunchy cerebral cortex bits
- 1 tablespoon of tangy synaptic sauce
- 1/2 teaspoon of memory-enhancing spices
- 1/2 teaspoon of cognitive function powder
Instructions:
- Mix all the ingredients together in a large bowl.
- Add a dash of creativity to the mixture.
- Cook in a 4-dimensional oven at 400 degrees.
- Serve immediately and enjoy the cognitive boost!
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Sudden urge to solve world problems
- Increased risk of existential crisis