Real People, Fake Quotes
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"I've tried other fertilizers, but none of them are as good as Brain Fertilizer Ultra. My plants are now more vibrant than ever!"
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"I'm not saying I'm a brain surgeon, but I've used Brain Fertilizer Ultra to grow a mean tomato. Okay, I'm a brain surgeon."
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"I've tried to eat my plants, but they taste so much better after using Brain Fertilizer Ultra. I'm not a vegetarian, but I'm a fan."
Not Real People, Fake Quotes
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"I'm a giant, talking eggplant from the planet Zorgon, and I endorse Brain Fertilizer Ultra. It's the best fertilizer in the galaxy."
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"I'm a talking pineapple from the moon, and I've tried it, but it's not as good as Brain Fertilizer Ultra. That's all I'm saying."