Warning: raw oysters are like the in-laws of seafood – unpredictable, messy, and will leave you feeling regretful. But fear not, dear customer, for we at Brain Food Catering have taken the liberty of providing you with a comprehensive guide on how to avoid the avoidable avoidances of raw oyster consumption.
- Step 1: Check the origin - because you don't want to end up with oysters that have been, ahem, 'recycled'.
- Step 2: Salmonella safety - because who needs that kind of stress?
- Step 3: The Raw Truth - because sometimes, honesty is the best policy (especially when it comes to oysters).
Stay safe, stay smart, and for the love of all things culinary, AVOID RAW OYSTERS!
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