Brain Food Menu

For the Intellectually Inclined

Breakfast

• Eggs-Travagant (6 eggs, 3 cheeses)
• Brain-Panckes (3 pancakes, 1 brain)
• Philosophy Oatmeal (with a dash of existential dread)

Lunch

• Neuro-Nachos (a dozen neurons, 1 tortilla chip)
• Burden of Protein (a pound of free will)
• Paranoiac Salad (with a side of paranoia-fueled anxiety)

Dinner

• Identity Crisis Cake (chocolate, vanilla, and a pinch of confusion)
• Neuro-Soup (a bowl of existential dread)
• Quantum Leap Fajitas (where the meat goes through the wall)

Snacks

• Neural Nuggettes (a dozen neurons in every bite)