Tips for the Cerebrally Challenged
Tips 1: Eat a spoonful of wasabi to stimulate blood flow
Warning: may cause excessive sweating, spontaneous combustion of nearby utensils, and/or uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena.
Learn more:
Read more about the scientifically unproven benefits of wasabi.
Tips 2: Listen to the sounds of a dripping faucet to increase productivity
Side effects may include: distraction from work, increased water bills, and/or a deep sense of existential dread.
Learn more:
The faucet-based Pomodoro Technique: a guide.
Tips 3: Wear a tin foil hat to deflect brain waves
Side effects may include: increased risk of scalp irritation, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and/or a strong sense of paranoia.