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Welcome, brain hacker extraordinaire, to the most unhinged guide to cognitive chaos the world has ever seen! Here, we'll cover the most advanced techniques in brain hacking, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness and back again.
Chapter 1: Mind Control Methods
Learn how to control the minds of your enemies with our patented Telepathy Techniques, or discover the art of Forced Attention Tricks.
Chapter 2: Neuro-Lasers : the ultimate brain hacking tool for cutting through the clutter
Chapter 3: Brain Virus Injection : the dark art of implanting your own thoughts into others
And many more chapters, each one more unhinged than the last!
Don't say we didn't warn you...