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Alpha-Brained
An individual who has mastered the art of pretending to know what they're talking about.
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A stealthy operative who uses their cerebral powers to infiltrate and manipulate the minds of others.
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A state of being fueled by pure, unadulterated caffeine and/or desperation.
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