Welcome, aspiring brain hacker, to the most exclusive, highly-restricted, and totally-not-evil program in town! In this course, you'll learn the basics of brain hacking: from creating the perfect to-do list, to bending reality to your will, and making others do your homework for you. Don't worry; we won't make you do any real math or science. Just sign up for this class, and let the mind-controlling fun begin!
Prerequisites: None. Just a willingness to learn and a strong stomach for the absurd.