Lesson 2: Urban Legends

Welcome to Brain Hacking 101, where we're about to blow your mind with the craziest urban legends from the depths of the interweb. Today, we're diving into the infamous "Tortoise of Terror" - a legendary creature said to roam the streets of downtown New Orleans.

Said to be a giant, mutated tortoise with a penchant for soul music and a taste for human flesh, the Tortoise of Terror is said to appear only under the light of the full moon. Some say it's just a myth, but those who've seen it claim it's a real head-scratcher.

But that's not all, folks! We also have a special bonus legend for you: the "Ghost in the Machine" - a vengeful spirit said to haunt the old computer lab on the 5th floor of the abandoned IBM building. They say it's still stuck in an infinite loop of MS-DOS prompts, forever doomed to repeat the error message "CANNOT FIND FILE" ad infinitum.