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Advanced Mind Control
Advanced Mind Control
Congratulations, you have reached the pinnacle of mind control. This is where the elite train their brain-computers to do their bidding. Don't get too excited, though - it still involves a lot of sitting in a chair.
Side Effects
Warning: Mind control may cause:
- Increased productivity (in the short term)
- Decreased productivity (in the long term, as your boss discovers your true potential)
- Sudden urges to watch cat videos
- Temporary or permanent loss of free will
Learn more about Brain Hacking Safety