Brain Hacking Agreement

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are a highly skilled brain hacker.

We, the benevolent overlords of the internet, have reviewed and approved your application to join our ranks.

You agree to:

Hack at least three hours of brain per day.
Contributeประก at least one witty remark per week to the intergalactic forums.
Develop a comprehensive understanding of the ancient art of procrastination.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult and are aware that your brain may experience occasional hacking-related side effects, including but not limited to:

Spontaneous combustion of productivity.
Temporary loss of sanity.

Please select one of the options below to indicate your agreement.