Brain Hacking for Dummies: The Official Guide to Not Getting Anything Done

Welcome to Brain Hacking for Dummies, where we'll teach you how to do the bare minimum while pretending to be a functioning member of society.

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you want to spend your days playing video games and eating Cheetos while still maintaining a veneer of responsibility?

Then you've come to the right place! In this comprehensive guide, we'll show you how to:

• Set your alarm clock for 10am
• Check your phone 12 times before getting out of bed
• Use the phrase "I'm just taking a quick break" whenever you need to procrastinate
• Eat an entire pizza by yourself while working from home

And that's just the beginning! With our expert guidance, you'll be able to:

• Convince your boss that your "brain hacking" techniques are actually a new management style
• Use your new-found free time to binge-watch an entire season of your favorite TV show
• Perfect the art of doing absolutely nothing while still looking productive on Zoom meetings