Brain Hacking Services

We're a team of expert brain hackers with over 1000 years of combined experience in the field of mental manipulation. Our services include:

• Telepathy - We'll read your thoughts and tell you what you're thinking.
• Neuroplasty - We'll rewire your brain to make you think like a robot.
• Brain Transplants - We'll swap your brain with a celebrity's brain (results not guaranteed).
• Brain Implants - We'll install a microchip in your brain to control your thoughts and actions.

Don't worry, our services are 100% reversible (just kidding, you'll never be the same again).