Subpage 3: Brain Hacking Services

Our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged neurosurgeons will drill into your brain, insert a few wires, and install a custom OS.

Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds. We promise.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to listen to elevator music
• Unrelenting fear of Mondays
• Unusual fondness for beige wallpaper