Task Prioritization 101: Because Adulting is Hard

Welcome to the most basic, yet somehow essential guide on task prioritization. Because, let's be real, adulting is hard. Like, seriously hard. You're expected to do grown-up things, like pay bills and make responsible decisions, and suddenly your brain turns into mush and you're questioning everything.

Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Here's a step-by-step guide to help you prioritize your tasks and become a functional adult.

Step 1: Make a To-Do List That Doesn't Make You Want to Crawl Back into Your Mom's Basement

First things first, get a pen and paper (no, not a smartphone app). Write down all the tasks you need to do, like paying bills, cleaning, and making actual food instead of just eating Cheetos for dinner.

Step 2: Prioritize Tasks That Won't Land You in the Slammer

Now that you've got your list, sort tasks by urgency, then importance (or, you know, just pick the ones with the highest reward points).