Advanced Brain Hacking 101 - The Dark Arts of Cognitive Manipulation

Warning: This content may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or temporary blindness. Prolonged exposure may lead to a permanent loss of sanity.

Module 1: Telepathy - Reading Minds Like a Pro

Learn how to read the thoughts of others, without actually doing any real work. A perfect skill for the modern corporate drone.

Module 2: Mind Control - The Ultimate Power Play

Take control of the minds of those around you. Perfect for dictators, cult leaders, or just really annoying people.

Module 3: Advanced Brain Hacking Techniques

For the truly committed. Learn the dark arts of brain hacking, including, but not limited to, neural implants, brain-computer interfaces, and mind-reading via satellite.

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Disclaimer: Brain hacking is not actually a thing. Don't try this at home.

Or do. We don't really care.