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Welcome, brain hacker extraordinaire!
In this course, we'll cover the essentials of brain hacking: focus, productivity, and mind control. But first, let's start with something more pressing: Mind Control.
You'll also learn how to Cognitive Enhancement and Productivity. Don't worry, no actual brain hacking will be required. We promise.
But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't use your newfound brain hacking skills for evil. We don't want to see your name on the Brain Hacking Mishaps page.