Welcome to Brain Hacking 101, where the brain-challenged come to learn the art of cognitive function. Our expert instructors have crafted a curriculum that's guaranteed to make you feel like a genius.
Lesson 1: Brain Hacking Basics | Learn the fundamentals of thinking, including how to hold a pencil, count to five, and tie your shoes.
Lesson 2: Brain Hacking for Dummies | Don't worry, we won't make you feel too bad about yourself. This course is specifically designed for those who still use dial-up internet.
Lesson 3: Advanced Brain Hacking | For the truly exceptional, learn how to juggle three objects at once, remember your phone number, and recite the alphabet backwards.
Disclaimer: Our instructors are not actually experts, and our methods have not been scientifically proven to work. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?