Our Schedule
Here's a breakdown of our carefully crafted brain hacking schedule:
- 6:00 AM - Wake up, human!
- 6:30 AM - Down a gallon of energy drinks and prep for the day's hacking
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast of champions: Cereal, protein shakes, and 5 cups of coffee
- 8:00 AM - Brain hacking session 1: Focus on solving world problems (or just scroll through Twitter)
- 10:00 AM - Snack time! Eat 5 pounds of cheese and a whole pizza
- 11:00 AM - Brain hacking session 2: Focus on coding, coding, coding (or just stare at a wall)
- 1:00 PM - Lunch break! Inhale a sandwich while standing up and typing
- 2:00 PM - Brain hacking session 3: Focus on solving world problems (or just play Solitaire)
- 4:00 PM - Snack time! Eat 5 pounds of chips and a whole bag of popcorn
- 5:00 PM - Dinner time! Eat a whole pizza by yourself while coding
- 9:00 PM - Brain hacking session 4: Focus on solving world problems (or just stare at the ceiling)
- 11:00 PM - Bedtime! Collapse onto the floor and dream of world domination