Welcome, fellow hackers! Are you tired of serving the same old bland mental health advice? Do you yearn for something more... exotic?
Look no further than the Secret Hacking Recipes of Mental Towers Admin! Our collection of brain-hacking techniques will make your mental towers soar to new heights of productivity and efficiency.
Recipe 1: The Mental Carrot Cake
A classic. A crowd-pleaser. And a surefire way to keep those pesky neurons from getting too big for their britches.
Don't just think outside the box. Think outside the cube. The tetrahedron. The Klein bottle. You get the idea.
Ever feel like your mind's a never-ending merry-go-round of thoughts? Us too! But don't worry, we've got the fix.