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BrainWave Tuning
BrainWave Tuning
Because your mind is a mess, literally.
Warning: Our patented BrainWave technology may alter your perception of reality. Side effects include:
- Increased productivity (but only for 37% of users)
- Uncontrollable urges to listen to elevator music
- Unplanned purchases of unnecessary kitchen gadgets
Our state-of-the-art equipment includes:
- Neuro-Disco Laser Technology
- Subsonic Frequency Generators
- A team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged engineers
Learn more about our Remote-Control BrainWave
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