Advanced Brain Hacks: Telepathy Reboot

Warning: what you are about to read may cause permanent damage to your sanity. Proceed with caution.

Method 1: The Ancient Art of Mind-Melding

To harness the power of telepathy, first, you must learn to meld your minds with the minds of others. This ancient art is said to have been practiced by the great philosopher, Zorvath the Unyielding.

Subpage: Advanced Mind-Melding Techniques

Subpage: Troubleshooting Mind-Melds

Method 2: The Science of Synaptic Synchronization

Using a combination of neuroplasticity and advanced algorithms, you can synchronize the synapses of your brain with those of others, creating a hive mind of unprecedented proportions.

Subpage: Algorithmic Explanations

Subpage: Sync Safety Guidelines

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Good luck, you'll need it.

Disclaimer

By using these advanced brain hacks, you agree to hold us harmless from any mental, emotional, or existential crises that may arise.

Or, if you're not careful, you might just end up like us...