Advanced Telepathy FAQ

For experts only (or those who wish they were).

Q: Can I finally read minds with advanced telepathy?

A: No, you still have to deal with the crippling embarrassment of knowing what your sibling's thoughts are, but not being able to control their actions.

Q: How do I handle telepathic feedback loops?

A: Try to meditate, but let's be real, it's like trying to meditate with a hyperactive toddler in your head.

Q: Can I use advanced telepathy to spy on my coworkers?

A: No, that's just called "management."

Q: Will advanced telepathy give me an edge in video games?

A: Only if you're playing "Telepathic Pictionary" or "Mentalist's Maze."

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