Telepathy Support FAQ 2: Advanced Mind-Reading Methods

Q: How do I control my cat using telepathy?

A: Focus your mind, channel your chi, and whisper "feed me now, human servant" in your head. It's a start.

Q: Can I use my telepathic powers to read my partner's secrets without their consent?

A: Only if you're willing to risk being trapped in a cycle of guilt and regret for eternity. Just kidding, don't do that. That's not how telepathy works, and also that's not a thing.

Q: What's the best way to defend against telepathy attacks?

A: Wear a hat. Any hat will do, as long as it's not a sombrero. That thing's got some seriously invasive vibes.

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