Brain Hurts: The Unofficial Guide to Cerebral Catastrophe

Warning: This page may cause temporary or permanent damage to your cognitive abilities. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Inability to recall basic math operations.
• Increased risk of existential dread.
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize your sock drawer.

For more information on these and other brain-related hazards, see our Symptoms of Brain Hurt.