Flavor 001: Brain Freeze

This flavor is a refreshing blast of citrusy zing, guaranteed to clear the mind and restore the senses. It's like a mini-vacation for your brain, without leaving the couch.

Key ingredients:

• Neuro-Trans-Fluxxer (patent pending)
• Essence of Lemon
• Creamy Cognitive Delight

Side effects:

• Temporary memory loss (results in permanent forgetfulness)
• Increased risk of staring at the ceiling for extended periods
• Sudden urge to watch cat videos

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Previous Flavor: Brain Freeze Lite