Brain Juice Tasting Notes

Welcome to the most comprehensive, albeit utterly unnecessary, guide to brain juice. We're glad you asked.

Today's selection:

• Neocortex Noir: A blend of 80% thoughts about nothing, 10% anxiety, and 10% existential dread.
• Cerebro: A rich, full-bodied mix of 90% self-doubt, 5% self-justification, and 5% actual self-awareness.
• Frontal Lobe Fizz: A fizzy, effervescent blend of 50% focus, 30% distraction, and 20% mild confusion.

Rating System:

1-5 Brain Bubbles: A rating of our esteemed panel of experts, representing the amount of brain juice present in each selection. A higher number indicates a greater amount of cerebral content, but beware: too many bubbles can lead to Sub-Bubbles Syndrome.

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