Breathy Burgers

Recipe

For the most epic of burger joints, you'll need:

• 2 lbs of breathy beef
• 4 slices of cheese, each one a different shade of neon
• 1 cup of sautéed onions, cooked with love and a hint of sarcasm

Secret Sauce is not included, but trust us, you'll figure it out.

Side Effects: Your taste buds will do the tango with joy, your arteries will do the cha cha slide with fear.

Health Consequences are optional, but highly encouraged.