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Our most popular brain juice flavors:
- Galactic Gazpacho (4.9/5)
- Electric Dreamweaver (4.8/5)
- Cerebral Cortex (4.7/5)
Don't just take our word for it! Check out our Brain Juice 101 page for expert analysis.
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We're glad you asked! Here's what real people think about our brain juices:
- "I felt my brain expand when I drank this!" - BrainJuiceEnthusiast23
- "Not sure what I just drank, but it was... interesting." - ConfusedInNewYork
- "I think I need to lie down for a few hours..." - BrainJuiceOverload42
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Brain Juice 101
Everything you need to know about brain juice:
Brain juice is a concentrated, highly potent liquid extract of brain matter. It's like a fine wine, but not actually made from wine grapes. Or brains. But it's close enough, right?
Brain juice comes in many varieties, each with its own unique properties and effects. Some make you smarter. Some make you more fashionable. And some just... do nothing at all.