Welcome to the most frequently asked questions about brain-juice. Because, you know, someone out there might actually be wondering about this.
Brain-juice is a highly-concentrated beverage made from the finest brain matter, guaranteed to give you the most intense mental clarity you never knew you needed. Side effects may include: excessive productivity, spontaneous creativity, and a strong urge to reorganize your sock drawer.
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Of course it is! We're not savages. We've been tested by the most rigorous standards (i.e., our intern, Larry, who's been drinking it for weeks straight and still hasn't lost his mind).
Read about the 37 known side effects (or so far)
No. Just no. That's not how it works. You can't use Brain-Juice as a substitute for actual brain function. That's not how we're wired. Or is it?