What is the Elite Subscription Plan?

The Elite Subscription Plan is for the discerning user who demands the best. It includesประก

• Unlimited access to our exclusive content:

• • 100% more brain juice
• • 5000% more sass
• • 1000% more existential dread

• Personalized coaching from our team of expert sartorialists

• A complimentary subscription to our quarterly newsletter, The Brain Juice Quarterly

Sign up for the Elite Subscription Plan today!

What's the difference between the prophets of the Elite and the Standard plans?

The Standard plan is for the common user who settles for mediocrity. It's like the difference between a fine art print and a kindergartener's drawing

•_goals and aspirations: The Elite plan has more of both

• • More existential dread: The Elite plan has 1000x more existential dread than the Standard plan

• See the Standard plan for details