Telepathy Tutorials: Because Reading Minds is Hard

Welcome, brain-readers! In this course, we'll cover the basics of telepathy: reading minds like a pro! But don't worry, we're not talking about actually reading minds. That's too much work. We'll focus on the basics of... well, not actually reading minds, but rather, pretending to read minds. It's a real thing, trust us.

Lesson 1: Pretending to Read Minds

Lesson 1 covers the art of faking it. Want to impress your friends and family with your 'telepathic' abilities? This is the place to start.

Lesson 2: Actual Mind-Reading for Beginners

Lesson 2 is where things get real. Okay, not really, but it's a nice sentiment. We'll cover the basics of, uh, not actually reading minds, but maybe, kind of, sort of reading minds... if you know what we mean.

Lesson 3: Telepathic Self-Improvement

Lesson 3 is all about using your 'telepathic' abilities for personal growth. Because, you know, reading minds isn't just about being a party trick. It's about becoming a better person. Or, you know, not.

Learn more about our team of highly trained, not actually trained, telepathic experts.

Frequently Asked Questions, because we're not actually reading your mind, but maybe we can answer your questions.