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Operating Tools

Neurosurgical Drill
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Frontal Lobe

The frontal lobe is the thinking part of the brain. Or is it?

Learn more about Decision Making Understand Impulsive Behavior

Occipital Lobe

The occipital lobe is responsible for visual processing. But don't worry, you won't go blind.

Learn more about Visual Processing Understand Eye Rolling

Parietal Lobe

The parietal lobe helps with spatial awareness. But don't get too close, or you might lose your way.

Learn more about Sensory Mapping Understand Getting Lost in the Hospital

Temporal Lobe

The temporal lobe is all about memory and hearing. But don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.

Learn more about Memorization Understand Ear Resonance

Hippocampus

The hippo... no, wait, it's the hippo-cam-pus. The hippo... no, wait, the hippocampus! It's a real brain thingy.

Learn more about Spatial Mapping Understand Hippo-Hopping

Amygdala

The amygdala: where emotions go to hide. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds!

Learn more about Emotional Regulation Understand Anger Management

Neurosurgical Drill

The neurosurgical drill: because brain surgery isn't all about fancy robots and laser beams.

Neurosurgical Drill Learn more about Drill Maintenance Understand Drill Torque

Precision Scalpel

The precision scalpel: where precision is not a guarantee, but a suggestion.

Precision Scalpel Learn more about Scalpel Sharpening Understand Scalpel Sharpening Tricks

Neurostimulator

The neurostimulator: because who needs actual brain function when you can fake it with electricity?

Neurostimulator Learn more about Neurostimulation Techniques Understand Electrical Shock Therapy