Warning: Brain Surgery Simulator 3000

Caution: This website is not responsible for any actual brain damage or existential dread.

Choose Your Brain Region

The frontal lobe is the thinking part of the brain. Or is it?

The occipital lobe is responsible for visual processing. But don't worry, you won't go blind.

The parietal lobe helps with spatial awareness. But don't get too close, or you might lose your way.

The temporal lobe is all about memory and hearing. But don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.

The hippo... no, wait, it's the hippo-cam-pus. The hippo... no, wait, the hippocampus! It's a real brain thingy.

The amygdala: where emotions go to hide. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds!

The neurosurgical drill: because brain surgery isn't all about fancy robots and laser beams.

The precision scalpel: where precision is not a guarantee, but a suggestion.

The neurostimulator: because who needs actual brain function when you can fake it with electricity?