Welcome, aspiring telepath! In this crash course, we'll teach you the basics of reading minds, but not literally. That's just not safe.
Learn the art of tuning in to the local FM radio station of your brain's thoughts. It's like tuning a guitar, but with more static and less solos.
Once you've tuned in, it's time to learn the art of interpreting the squiggly lines in your brain. Don't worry, it's like learning to read hieroglyphics, but with more caffeine.