Brain Wave Surfing Safety Guidelines

Warning: Brain Wave Surfing can be hazardous to your health, your relationships, and your sanity. Proceed with caution.

Pre-Surfing Checklist

• Check your brain wave frequency for resonance compatibility with the local surfboard.
• Ensure your brain waves are not conflicting with nearby brain waves.
• Conduct a mental health evaluation to ensure you're not surfing while in a fugue state.
• Wear protective brain wave goggles.

Remember: A good brain wave surfer never surfs alone. Always surf with a buddy who's also a brain wave surfer.

Surfing Safety Precautions

• Avoid surfing near areas with strong gravitational forces (e.g., near a waterfall).
• Never surf with a brain wave frequency that's off by more than 10%.
• Be aware of nearby brain wave pollution sources (e.g., a loud concert).

For more information on advanced brain wave surfing techniques, visit:

Emergency Procedures

1. If you experience a brain wave collision, seek immediate medical attention.
2. If you're stuck in a brain wave loop, call our 24/7 Brain Wave Rescue Hotline: 1-800-BRAIN-WAVE.
3. For lost brain waves, contact our Lost and Found Department.

Stay safe, brain wave surfers!

Visit our Safety Reports page for the latest on brain wave surfing incidents.