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Alpha-Wave Meditations
Alpha-Wave Meditations
Surf the brainwaves with us!
Warning: may cause excessive relaxation, reduced productivity, and spontaneous napping.
For best results:
- Close your eyes, but not too tight.
- Focus on our soothing alpha waves.
- Don't think, just vibe.
Try our other meditation subpages:
- Beta-Waves for increased productivity (just kidding, it's actually for decreased productivity)
- Theta-Waves for trippy, out-of-body experiences (not really)
- Delta-Waves for ultimate chillness (you'll never leave the couch)