Alpha Waves: Surfing the Cosmic Currents

Waveforms

• Beta Waves: For the Intermediate Surfer
• Delta Waves: For the Experts
• Theta Waves: For the Sleepers

Surfing Tips

• Always wear your thinking cap.
• Don't try to surf during a gamma wave storm.
• Never surf alone, it's safer with a friend.

Surfing Spots

• Alpha Wave Beach: For beginners and pros alike.
• Beta Wave Bay: For those who like it a little more intense.
• Delta Wave Desert: For the thrill-seekers.

Surfing Gear

• Waveboarding: For the pros.
• Wave-o-matic: For the beginners.
• Surfboard: For the fashionistas.