Q: What is Brain Wave Therapy?
Brain Wave Therapy is a revolutionary new approach to mental wellness that utilizes the most cutting-edge technology to manipulate your brain waves and achieve optimal mental clarity. Our patented process involves a combination of flashing lights and soothing sounds to recalibrate your brain's default mode network.
Q: Does it Really Work?
We're 99.99% sure it does. Our studies have shown that 100% of participants reported improved mental focus, but 1% reported mild headaches. Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect.
Q: Brain Wave Therapy Side Effects?
We've only had a few reported cases of spontaneous combustion, but we're working on it. In the meantime, you might experience some minor side effects like:
- Insatiable cravings for 80s rock music
- Temporary loss of interest in reality television
- Uncontrollable urges to wear neon clothing
Consult a medical professional if you experience any of these symptoms.
What to Do if you're experiencing side effects.