Brain Wave Therapy is a series of treatments that harness the raw power of your brainwaves to cure what ails you. We use advanced technology and a team of highly trained therapists who can read your brain waves like they're reading a map.
Our patented Brain Wave Frequency Chart will help you choose the perfect frequency for your needs. Don't worry, it's easy to use! Just follow the instructions on our Brain Wave Frequency Chart page.
We've had 0 reported side effects in our 10-year clinical trial. Okay, fine. We've had 1 reported side effect. But that was just our CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers. He's doing great now, though.
We've had success with most people, but not that guy from accounting. He's just not very open to new ideas. But don't worry, we have a special offer for him.
Of course! We're so confident in our Brain Wave Therapy that we're offering a 100% money-back guarantee. Just don't try to return the brainwave-emitting helmet, though. That's not covered.
We're working on a new line of Brain Wave-themed merchandise, including t-shirts, mugs, and a limited-edition Brain Wave Therapy-branded toaster. Stay tuned for updates!
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