Welcome, customer, to Brain Surplus. We've got the finest selection of second-hand neurons, carefully harvested from the local brain market. Our prices are unbeatable, and our selection is unmatched. Come for the brains, stay for the bargain.
Currently, our top-selling brain is the 1987 Ford Pinto of cerebral cortexes, with its impressive 1.2 GB of RAM and 512 KB of hard drive space. Only $50,000 OBO (or best offer, of course).
We've also got a 2007 Pontiac of a prefrontal lobe with a mere 256 MB of RAM, only $20,000. And for the truly adventurous, we've got a 2012 Hyundai with 128 MB of RAM, a 1 GB hard drive, and a free 6-month warranty on the 'I'll probably just crash' guarantee.