html Chicken Boots - Rules

Rule 1: Chicken Boots Must be Worn at All Times

Failure to do so will result in severe egg-laying penalties.

Penalty Fines →

Rule 2: All Clucking Must be Done in a Public Place

Private property owners have rights, folks.

Public Clucking →

Rule 3: No Feathers Allowed Above the Waistline

It's just good grooming.

Grooming Standards →