Rule 1: Never underestimate the power of a well-placed brainfart

Our top neuroscientists agree: a good brainfart can clear a room in seconds.

Subrule 1a: Always keep a stash of air fresheners nearby for emergency situations.

Subrule 1b: Never, ever apologize for a brainfart. It's a compliment to the host.

Rule 2: Fertilize your brain with pizza

Cheesy, saucy, melty... it's not just a food group, it's a cognitive booster.

Subrule 2a: Eat pizza before a meeting to guarantee success.

Subrule 2b: Never order a salad when pizza options are available.

Rule 3: Cultivate brain growth with regular maintenance

A healthy brain is a happy brain. Or is it the other way around?

Subrule 3a: Set aside 30 minutes daily for mental gymnastics.

Subrule 3b: Don't forget to water your brain with a good night's sleep.

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