Our top neuroscientists agree: a good brainfart can clear a room in seconds.
Subrule 1a: Always keep a stash of air fresheners nearby for emergency situations.
Subrule 1b: Never, ever apologize for a brainfart. It's a compliment to the host.
Cheesy, saucy, melty... it's not just a food group, it's a cognitive booster.
Subrule 2a: Eat pizza before a meeting to guarantee success.
Subrule 2b: Never order a salad when pizza options are available.
A healthy brain is a happy brain. Or is it the other way around?
Subrule 3a: Set aside 30 minutes daily for mental gymnastics.
Subrule 3b: Don't forget to water your brain with a good night's sleep.