Rule 1: Don't Let the Squirrels Get In
Keep those bushy-tailed critters out of your brain food storage. Use a 6ft tall, 4ft deep moat to keep them out.
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Rule 2: Only Use the Best Fertilizer
Don't bother with anything less than 100% organic, locally sourced, artisanal fertilizer. Anything less is an insult to the brain's soil.
Rule 3: Water, Water, Every Day
Don't let your brain soil dry out! Regular watering will keep those neurons nice and plump. Aim for at least 4 liters a day.