Brain Fertilizer

Rules and Goals for the Most Productive Brain Fertilizer

Rule 1: Don't Let the Squirrels Get In

Keep those bushy-tailed critters out of your brain food storage. Use a 6ft tall, 4ft deep moat to keep them out.

Learn more about Advanced Squirrel Deterrents

Rule 2: Only Use the Best Fertilizer

Don't bother with anything less than 100% organic, locally sourced, artisanal fertilizer. Anything less is an insult to the brain's soil.

Fertilizer Quality Control

Rule 3: Water, Water, Every Day

Don't let your brain soil dry out! Regular watering will keep those neurons nice and plump. Aim for at least 4 liters a day.

Hydration Hacks for Brain Fertilizer Enthusiasts