Subrule 3: The Ultimate Guide to Brain Fertilizer Rules

You have reached the pinnacle of knowledge, my friend.

The art of brain fertilizer is a delicate one.

Here are the rules to live by:

1. Rule 1: Don't overfertilize. You'll be the one who's going to need the fertilizer.
2. Rule 2: Use the correct type of fertilizer for the job. It's not all about the quantity, my friend.
3. Rule 3: Don't forget the gloves. You don't want to get your hands dirty.
4. Rule 4: Keep the fertilizer away from the sinkhole.
5. Rule 5: Don't mix it with the draino-fertilizer. That's just asking for trouble.
6. Rule 6: Don't use it on your enemies. They'll be the ones who need the brain fertilizer the most.

Subrule 4: The Dark Art of Draino-Fertilizer Subrule 5: The Fertilizer-Proof Socks of Victory