Brain Fertilizer Rules & Goals

Welcome to the Brain Fertilizer, where the rules are simple and the goals are lofty.

Rule 2: Be Vague but Authoritative

When in doubt, just be vague and sound like you know what you're talking about. Trust us, it's a skill.

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Goal 2: Achieve Mildly Successful Confusion

Our goal is to achieve a state of mildly successful confusion, where everyone is slightly lost but still pretending to be okay.

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